RemixThis! is back.

This time with the dope Cali MC, Kwalified. As with all of these contests, the rules are simple… follow the instructions below, wait until Mr. Richie (Kwalified’s alter-ego) and myself check out all the submissions and vote, then sit back and reap the rewards.

The prize?

Unofrtunately, it’s not a date with Winnie, but it’s the next best thing.

You get your track on Kwal’s next EP and next month’s TPM mixtape.

So, here are your instructions:

1. Listen to the original track “Winnie Cooper” from The Kevin Arnold EP.

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2. Download the accapella version here.

3. Chop it, cut it up, put it back together, and

4. Send it to justincharlesharlan@gmail.com by midnight on Friday, April 30th.

5. Await the unveiling of the winner on the May’s mixtape on Wednesday, May 12th.

Laptop rockers, beatboxers, bands, musicians, tech geeks… now is your chance. Make your mark because the time to the time to hesitate is through!

Contest Week is ending today, but not without one more contest… but first, a recap:

Listen to Derek Webb Podcast and win a Soul-Junk CD

thekeenone RemixThis! Contest for a bunch of free stuff

Another RemixThis! Contest: the85bears’s track “Meshac”

All three of these contests are up on Friday… so get to it… but here’s another:

Win a limited edition vinyl copy of Weatherbox by sticking it to the man!

This contest is up on Halloween, but don’t procrastinate… just print and stick, NOW!

And finally, here’s the last contest of Contest Week… Write the TPM Theme Song:

First rule: There are no rules!

That’s right, no rules. Just put together an MP3 track to be the theme song of my web site. The winner becomes the official artist of TPM. Albeit this is not nearly as cool as Frontalot being Penny Arcade’s official rapper, but hey… it’s still fun, right?

Hook me up with your submission bu November 15th. I promise to remind ya’ll.

Thanks for participating this week in Contest Week, keep on rockin’!

Yes, another RemixThis! contest… and a different one at that, a MUCH different one. While the last two were tracks by fantastic rappers, this is a track by an indie rock band. Killer, right?

So, I’ll be you just want me to shut up and get to the point now, right?

1. Here’s the accapella track of the85bears track entitled “Meshac”: CLICK HERE

2. Chop/Slice/Dice/Speed Up/Slow Down/Etc the track into the best gosh darn remix you can rock.

3. Email it to me by October 23rd at 1700 hours.

4. Sit back and talk to your friends about Ditka and Da Bears until the results are released on next month’s mixtape.

“What do I win?” you ask. You win three prizes… first the85bears will post your track on their heavy frequented MySpace page to share with their friends and other folks on the Interweb. Second, I will put together a spotlight piece on you for this site, where I highlight who you are, what you do, and why you are awesome. Last, but not least, I will share the track for download on not only the next mixtape but also with the readers of Decapolis, another website I contribute to. So in other words… the winner gets mad publicity from thepaintedman and the85bears.

Rock? ROCK!

(Pssst… if you want a second track of the85bears entitled “The Vine” to tinker with just for fun, click here)

Another RemixThis! contest is underway as part of Contest Week on TPM! There will be two RemixThis! contests this week, remixes for both will be due by 5:00 PM on Friday, October 23rd.

Here are the rules, simple and easy… please follow them, as veering from the rules creates a big pain in the butt!

1. Download the accapella version of thekeenone’s “Hit That Shit” featuring B-Real of Cypress Hill.

2. Remix the shit out of it.

3. Email submissions to justincharlesharlan@gmail.com. (This is where people screwed up last time… do not send submission directly to the artist or via MySpace/Facebook/Etc)

4. Sit back and wait for November’s Mixtape and collect your prizes.

The winner will get a prizepack from thekeenone with CDs and a poster and other fun stuff, as well as the promise of mad love and repping from Keen! Runners up will get free junk from me, obviously not as cool, but still something.

So get to it!

Hey everyone, a few updates for ya’ll…

-The RemixThis! Contest is in full swing. In fact, RemixThis! “Solid Gold” featured on Remix Comps and Laptop Rockers. At least 4 entries are in, keep ‘em coming! Really hoping someone takes a shot at a rock version, mostly because I love me some Hip Hop injected with Rock and/or Roll! Do the damn thing… by Friday, that is.

-This week will conclude the Tuesday with Riley series. Hopefully that will be up on time this week, although with my schedule and his, I can’t promise anything. Check on Twitter and here to find out when it’s up.

-I am writing reviews and interviews for Decapolis now, check out reviews of Telegraph Canyon and Derek Webb. I will be rocking a review of TPM’s most downloaded band, the85bears, for Decap later this week.

-Those who are owed a digital prizepack for spreading the word of TPM on Twitter, never fear, I haven’t forgotten. Expect something via email this week!

-Later this week on TPM: Tunc Ak review, Sebastien Grainger review, K-Flay review, some tasting notes on Long Trail Harvest Ale, and some other surprises.

-Last but not least, I leave you all with a video to jam to. The last Song of the Day I picked was “The Pigeon John Song“, today I bring another Hip Hop track, this time by the god-pappy of Nerdcore. It’s MC Frontalot’s “Charity Case” off of 2005’s Nerdcore Rising. Without further ado, here’s “Charity Case” live at 2009’s Nerdapalooza: