1. The Mars Volta – Octahedron: Not interested – call Ward and reform At the Drive In!

2. YTCracker – Nerdrap Entertainment System: 2005’s best free download. Still rocks today.

3. Forgetting Sarah Marshall: “I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.”

4. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans: By far, the best Underworld movie. Great plot. Solid flick.

5. Abdominal – Escape from the Pigeon Hole: I also give a fuck about an ice cold Guinness.

6. The Hangover: Another seemingly awesome movie I have to wait to see.

7. True Blood: Season 1: Interview with a Vampire for the MTV generation.

8. Kate Voegele – A Fine Mess: Yes, I like One Tree Hill, but not this chick.

9. Eminem – Relapse: All I can think of is Bruno’s ass.

10. Family Force 5 – Business Up Front Party in the Back: Much cooler than their boy band-ish name.