The Smell of God’s Vagina

August 13th, 2008 by thepaintedman

movies.gif ★★★★★★★★★★
For fans of: Superbad, Dumb and Dumber, and 48 Hours.
Pineapple Express on Wikipedia | IMDB site for PE

200px-pineapple_express.jpgPlease be not offended by the title. Blasphemy be damned… the title comes from a line in this year’s funniest, raunchiest, most action packed film. In fact, Pineapple Express is the best buddy comedy of all time as far as I’m concerned. A man, his drug dealer, a friend that just won’t die, and a cast of other oddball characters create laughter, action, and lots of foul language.

When Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) sees the man that he is supposed to serve a subpoena to (Gary Cole partner up with a female police officer (Rosie Perez) to kill a man at his home, he throws his Pineapple Express filled joint out his car window and speeds over to his drug dealer’s home. In the midst of being high and freaking out uncontrollably, he fails to realize that the weed he is smoking is extremely rare and is only available in town through one dealer. When he arrives at the home of his dealer, Saul (James Franco), they realize after some more smoking and attempts at relaxing that the rarity of the weed gives up his identity as the man who witnessed the murder. This is primarily due to the fact that the man who committed the murder is Saul’s supplier’s supplier. The evil head drug dealer guy sends goons to find Dale and Saul.

Confused? Don’t be. It’s easy enough to follow… man witnesses murder then gets chased by goons after being identified due to smoking really rare marijuana. Turns out the evil dealer guy sends the goons because he believes that Dale and Saul are working with the Asian drug cartel that he is in a harsh rivalry with. …more… »



The Yippee EP

August 6th, 2008 by thepaintedman

music.gif ★★★★★★★☆☆☆
Rocks like: The Starting Line, Plain White T’s, and Panic! at the Disco.
Download EP on ITunes | NSN’s Official Merch Page | Last.FM Page for NSN

8466.jpg Appropriately named, Never Shout Never’s “The Yippee EP” is just another pop-punk CD on first listen. On the second listen, some of the more interesting beats and offbeats start to become apparent. By the third time through the 4 song EP, it becomes apparent that Never Shout Never is more like the earlier days of Drive Thru Records than the modern day major label pop-punk demigods.

Immediate comparisons can easily be drawn to the radio powerpop of Plain White T’s, the punk infused pop-rock of Panic! at the Disco, and even the emo stylings of Dashboard Confessional. Deeper comparisons to Unwritten Law, The Staring Line, and even the more eccentric Piebald, may be a bit more accurate. To be fair, 4 songs may not be enough to decipher which comparison are more accurate, but I can say that this upbeat EP is a sign of promise, at the very least. …more… »



Aunt Bettys RAWKS!

August 4th, 2008 by thepaintedman

music.gif ★★★★★★★★½☆
Rocks like: Cracker, LSU, and Jane’s Addiction
Aunt Bettys on Myspace | Band on Artist Direct | Michael Knott on ITunes

Jesus, would ya help me find my way?
Would ya send me some money in the mail?

41gmmkqebel_sl500_aa240_.jpgMichael Knott, Christian art-rocker, social outcast, freelance artist, and former front runner for the Velvet Revolver gig, got his start as an eccentric young artist (banned from many Christian bookstores) with his rock outfit Aunt Bettys. Despite being introduced to Michael Knott through his music video for a solo song entitled “Tattoo” in which he is covered in oatmeal more oft than not, the self-titled Aunt Bettys CD is the Knott project that has wowed me for years and will likely do so for years to come.

The first time I heard “Rock and Roll” on a mixtape my wife made me while we were still dating, my ears immediately perked up. …more… »





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